After enduring 3 weeks of Weinergate, which had America "twittering" over weiners... and perhaps redefined the term "twitterpated" - the creative juices of my warped sense of humor were flowing. Now that we've had the final Weenie-Roast (his resignation press conference), I thought I'd post this little bit of poetic justice! I hope you find it amusing!
A Tale of Two Weiners
Weiner sent a twitter
of his wiener to a hooker
but claimed it was a hacker
that sent the wiener twitter.
The libs defended Weiner
Said that Breitbart was the hacker
But the fact is Weiner’s wiener
Was the wiener in that twitter.
The hooker got the pic of Weiner’s
wiener in his undies
But Weiner’s NAKED wiener
got twittered to more honeys.
Weiner told the world that, yes,
'twas Weiner’s wiener twittered
But since no harm was done
No one would ever call him quitter.
Joan Walsh felt that she looked a fool
Defending Weiner’s glory
But then attacked the motives of
the ones who broke the story.
Meant to destroy Weiner
I guess that she forgot
That it WAS in fact HIS wiener
The press concocts false stories
Nearly every single day
Attacking nearly EVERYTHING
Palin may do or say!
Weiner’s wiener on display
Gave Dems a case of nerves
His twitters fit the profile of
A sex-offender PERV!
So San-Fan-Nan and POTUS
pushed for Weiner's resignation
District 9 said we'll vote us in
Some new representation!